His brother, too. So presumably the parents, too.

hodl to the moon?

Or cry for like the next 4-6 hours, in my case. But in a good way, as it turned out.

“Bitch-ass mushrooms don’t do SHIT…”

Maybe you just haven’t tried hard enough.

Sounds crazy, but try pizza as bait. They bite like you wouldn’t believe.

“Damn, that’s gonna look so good on my wall.”

Never noticed how much he resembles Data, actually.

His sister is suing him and says he sexually assaulted her for the better part of a decade.

Regular vanilla, fresh from the cow.

Is that like a honeypot? It’s filled with honey, isn’t it? Don’t lie to me.

Edit: the dead dad cheering from heaven is darkly hilarious.

Incestuous sex pest Sam Altman?

These are all great answers, so I’m glad I asked.

Interesting, thanks for the links!

They’re literally pure ego and nothing else. It’s maddening, having personally dealt with it for years.

Good point(s).

I’m gonna.

I have a paragraph of white-on-white text hidden behind my headshot.