That font is giving me late 90’s/early 2000’s vibes for some reason.

At least they don’t have to beg like they did in Switzerland (and still failed to secure government contracts, lol)

Terrorism? Poor maintenance? You never know when you’re pumping oil! 🤠

Nothing weird about it. End of the world seems within our sights. Perfect time to pick up a self-destructive habit, imo 😅

For real though, i quit a few years back and it’s been such a game-changer. I also chalk the fact that i did something positive and healthy as the reason why we seem to be nearing a potential ‘end-of-world’ scenario. If i just would have continued suckin down those cancer sticks we would likely be in a much better position, globally. Sorry guys 😬

“Art of the deal”

What a loser

I would love to see what a shit-show that would be here in the US. Those super-ginormous SUVs that are all the rage with soccer moms might as well have their fuel consumption measured in gallons-per-mile

Citizens United never should have been repealed and we’re long past the point of no return, as far as i can tell

RELEASE THE TURTLES!! 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢

Why wouldn’t he? He’s the world’s richest man?! 🥴🥴🥴

Alex Karp must smell terrible. And for whatever reason, i tried to imagine what his house looks/smells like… And i have a feeling it’s even worse 🤢

Thiel probably doesn’t smell much better, but it’s likely a stench from a different family of disgusting odors

Right? Here in the us, it seems the best solution is to just stop driving at night (as though people have the option, with the sad state of affairs that is our mass transit system)… Because if I’m certain of anything, it’s that this blinding-light situation isn’t going to be fixed in my lifetime. Hell, I’ve seen these lights on during the day and still got temporarily blinded by them. 🫠

This is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid

While the rest of the country is rapidly crumbling, at least we know some gigantic Corp is doing everything they can to hasten our demise for their profit

Leon must be so proud

More war crimes to throw on the pile. We will never recover from this

Why would they? Good on em for standing their ground. This is all so stupid

For some reason i feel like our Congress should get the coveted “™”

U.S. Congress™

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But that won’t be enough for the double-tap 😤