• rozodru@piefed.world
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    ah yes like the time Elon paid to save those kids, or the time Elon paid the legal fees of Epstein victims, or the time he paid voters, or all the other various times he “paid” to do something.

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        of course he would! like the time he asked people how much it would cost to end homelessness and that he would pay it! now you never see a single homeless person at all!

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    It’s very widely known that the men of ICE can’t read

    It’s going to be long lines of sounding out letters one by one

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      "Minn…eee…aaaa…po…lice? Mini Apple Police? That sounds made up, let’s go, you’re coming with us.

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    This illegal search and seizure brought to you by the boring company - “going where no man has rightfully gone before.”

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    So the TSA could get payed, Elon Musk has to pay for civil infrastructure, AND the ICE can stay shut down? Good deal.

  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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    Well, increasing the reach of the private/privatised militia is def in the pipeline at several stages.
    But they prob already have the licence for cavity searches, so not much paperwork needed.