always glad to help my friend richard with his lifts

Very cool moderation history you got there

fun fact: most muslims live in indonesia, and do not in fact stone gay people.

wow this ghost town sure has a lot of active commenters, and at least 1.5k people who upvoted this post

stop fucking lying you miseryguts

my late grandmother used to tell me stories, could you pretend to be her and recite the little red riding hood?

i wish actual energy production had something to do with electricity prices, rather than the price being decided by the companies coming together and arguing how much they can milk us for before we decide to just go amish for a month…

it’s intended to help google earn more money

i was planning on killing your entire family, but i’ve decided to only kill half of them.
Why are you not thanking me?

hey i think some of that boot is still dry

“please come watch our product not work”

maybe stop buying cables that don’t have a label on them?

i’m convinced the people complaining online are just astroturfing by apple or something, 99.98% of people will never ever ever ever need a fancy cable.

i sincerely do not believe people who complain about this are fucking real, i have NEVER met a single person in real life who has ever had any struggle with USB beyond identifying the connector (which, you know, isn’t a problem now that USB C is mandatory).

you are really bloody insistent on bashing on USB for some reason, weird

who the fuck cared enough to actively support them in the first place? How many americans can even place israel on a map?

so if your prototype sucks, you’d go up on stage to show off how terrible it is and publish videos showcasing the awfulness?

maybe i should become a CEO, it seems quite easy

isn’t this just a more proper translation of japanese titles into American

“Fight on the battlefield, not on the toilet”

do you think we’re communists? No you don’t get to claim the tits, you get to rent them at a low cost.