Does your friend need anymore friends? I don’t want a mug. I just want a friend who’s the kind of person who cares enough about their friends to even think to do this.

Or apply for a new stapler for the office?!

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Hey! That’s not true!

…it’s also more expensive!

I’ve always loved the look of what early 1930s thought the future would look like.

I’ve always HATED what the late 1930s brought.

Wow.

“I don’t think I’ll be as eloquent [donald trump]” is not a statement I thought I’d hear. I’m not sure I’ve ever heard him finish a sentence without going on 3 unrelated racist rants mid-sentence.

Terminator 2 warned us that the future was humanity enslaved to robots.

What they didn’t tell us was how stupid the whole thing started.

“Good, I’m glad he’s dead.”

Funny, I’m just waiting to say the same thing about you.

Cool.

“Don’t worry about the code being shit, it was already shit BEFORE the AI.”

So, anyone know any Lutris alternatives?

Is that cat in court??? How did they get a cat in court???

Uhhhhhh…who told you they didn’t have television in 1945? Part of me wonders if this is a rich vs poor perspective, or if maybe it’s a country location perspective? They started inventing the concepts of television in the 1880s, but consumer versions wouldn’t be commercially available until the 1930s. They weren’t in every household in the 1940s, but they existed.

I think a good analogy would be the internet. People have this misunderstanding that the internet just randomly suddenly existed around 1995. When in fact, the technologies behind the internet date back to NASA in the 1960s. The reason the Internet started exploding around 1995 was because Windows 95 changed everything. Go on and hate microsoft all you want, but go on youtube and try watching videos of someone using Windows 3.1. I had that as a kid. I cannot for the life of me imagine having the internet on Windows 3.1, but Windows 95 just feels still to this day like a semi-modern OS design. I would argue that it’s a better OS than Windows 11.

It was that accessibility that created an explosion of adoption rates. Even at 28k. Which I can’t remember if that was the max at the time, or if that’s just what my dad paid for at the time. It could be either.

When I was about 12 years old, I had a friend who lived in an apartment building. It had a roof you could go outside and walk on. So, we did what any kid would do. We grabbed some cans of soda, drank them in the ally, and then grabbed some sidewalk chalk, and a ruler. We then placed the cans in 3 foot distance intervals.

The rule was, if we could stand on the roof, and pee into the cans (so, like 5 stories tall, and probably 10-30 feet away from the building), then the opponent would have to drink that can.

Luckily my friends have terrible aim.

Fuck that bitch ass beetle

Mark David Chapham? Is that you?

Yes please! An army of them actually!

Yeah. I can believe that forces within the human brain could help AI reduce it’s power consumption.

Step 1) Turn off AI.

Step 2) There is no step 2.

At least, that’s what my brain thought.

Powerwheels are to cars as these tanks are to real tanks.

Is it sensitive enough to touch my self

Oh no…

esteem without damaging it?

Oh. I thought you were going in a whole different direction there…

Too fast??? It was started in like 1992. It’s been the slowest growth I’ve ever seen! I hadn’t even heard of it until 2006!

American here. I vote for you for president.

Yeah, I don’t even know your name, but…well look what we got now. You’ve already shown in that one post, that you’ll be a better leader than anything else we have going today. I’ll take the risk. How could it possibly be any worse, ya know?

No no no. That’s not a waterfall…it’s actually a painting!

They’re so expressive!!! I don’t even know what that expression is, but they are expressing it HARD!!!