In return, we’ll continue to provide unrestricted access to our Song Contest.

Nope. I’m just old and stupid.

April, August, December, Februrary, March, May, January, July, June, November, October, September

(i.e. the existing names but alphabetised)

(EDIT: J traditionally comes before M. Am idiot.)

NB. If your goal is immoral, self-destructive, or truly, stupidly impossible, disregard the above. Or go into politics.

Wtf was Santa offering when he said, “HO HO HO”?

Trump: **adopts fascist policies, sets up a militia to target minorities, and illegally invades other countries**

Also Trump: Please, Kier, be more like Churchill

I’m not sure what he’s expecting here

Usually far right about something

And ‘anthropic bars use for arsehole surveillance’ seems overly restrictive…

Username checks out

The Blood Moon rises once again (Hyrulian)

Noel Fielding is shocked:

SLEEP INTERRUPTED UNEXPECTEDLY.
DUMP LOG?

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7 and 9 are duplicates

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A BLACK ARROW suddenly THUDS into BOROMIR'S chest.
BOROMIR
Fuck me, not again.

“As the doctor of your children, I understand you have concerns. Heck, I may even share some of them. But the state mandates ten children per seven chairs in a bench arrangement, and we need to comply with that. No where - no where - does it provide an exemption for wheelchairs.”

Correct. He works for Zelda.

Send a war criminal to fix a war crime, as the old saying goes