Thanks!

By God, tell me which one of his this episode was based on.

“We can always tell” motherfuckers

Where the fuck is that guy wearing his plate carrier.

Chest belly rig.

What’s for dinner?

Can.

Pssst, you’re gonna wake .ml

You could dilute the broccoli cheddar soup with a lot of vodka.

But it’s Thursday and I hate myself.

15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn’t show then you owe me owe me owe. My jungle love.

an average of three ships every two days

Hilfe, I am drowning in ships, Kapitän.

Those are the spots we need to up-armor.

Termine/Neupatient:innen nur privat. Ich wohne in einer Großstadt.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cool ass lady

This is actually the strawberry’s threatening posture to dissuade predators.

Holden Bloodfeast ass shit

“Poke.” says the knife.
“Pssshh!” answered the tire.

Pretty sure the image is AI “enhanced”.

sloooooop

Tactical armor bulge in case you get a Battle Boner™