I’m perfectly capable of loathing the total waste of moisture Chuck the human being was while finding Chuck Norris jokes to probably be my favorite internet thing of all time. We all know he sucked, laugh at the joke anyway
shiftymccool
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Technology@beehaw.org•Elon Musk misled Twitter investors ahead of $44 billion acquisition, jury saysEnglish
27·2 days agoThat melting fuck needs to finish his transformation into a flesh puddle
shiftymccool@piefed.cato
Technology@lemmy.world•Tinder Plans to Let AI Scan Your Camera RollEnglish
4·2 days agoFirst Amazon now Tinder… Who gave them the idea the term “camera roll” is a thing? Nobody “shops their camera roll” or allows “scanning their camera roll”. Where the fuck did this shit come from?
EDIT: I’m old enough, by far, to know the origin of the term, i just think it’s stupid that companies are suddenly using it in commercials over more common modern terms like gallery
I would happily hit a fascist with my car for no more reason but being within swerving distance but i will also just as happily hit an anti-fascist if they block the road, keeping me from my livelihood. I’m not the target of your protest, get out of my fucking way
shiftymccool@piefed.cato
Privacy@programming.dev•EU parliament votes against scanning of private chatsEnglish
4·10 days ago“How deeply can we bury individual bits of this in separate, unrelated bills to get the effect we want”
…defrauding people on the Church’s behalf
Gasp! Certainly no such thing has been perpetrated in the past!
shiftymccool@piefed.cato
Technology@beehaw.org•Block ditches 4,000 staff, because AI can do their jobsEnglish
4·23 days agoYep. This fuckhat is a LinkedIn bro larping as a “normal dude”. All CEOs are scum
shiftymccool@piefed.cato
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•there are two types of Trump supporters..English
2·28 days agoArguing against people that are as resistant to change as these idiots could have the opposite effect and cause them to dig in. You really can’t win with these assholes
shiftymccool@piefed.cato
Linux@lemmy.ml•Does anyone else feel unsatisfied with their installs being perfectly balanced and "optimized" - WeltschmerzEnglish
2·29 days agoDo what i did, start refactoring your debian setup to NixOS 😁
shiftymccool@piefed.cato
science@lemmy.world•A jellyfish the size of a school bus: The new scientific discovery in the Argentine SeaEnglish
1·1 month agoThere’s so much SI in that article…
shiftymccool@piefed.cato
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•The stupid train has left the station.English
2·1 month agoNot everything is left/right
shiftymccool@piefed.cato
Technology@lemmy.world•OpenClaw founder Peter Steinberger is joining OpenAIEnglish
81·1 month agoThat’s the entire business model with AI. There’s no actual money to be made except to advertise fake value and sell to one of the big boys
shiftymccool@piefed.cato
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We all need friends like thisEnglish
82·1 month agoDownvoted for minions
+1 for Swappa. I get all my devices there, filter by unlocked
shiftymccool@piefed.cato
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•You board a train, board a bus, and board a ship, but you don't board a carEnglish
5·1 month agoYou also ride on a bus or on a ship but you ride in a car
“… brainstorming is already underway to figure out how to harness AI…”
Ah yes, the ol’ solution looking for a problem routine
shiftymccool@piefed.cato
Technology@lemmy.zip•I went back to Linux and it was a mistakeEnglish
3·1 month agoEvery job has their D-student employees. Tell me everyone you’ve worked with has been good at their jobs.
I haven’t seen anybody comment about this here yet so i figured I’d mention that these are signs (in London i think) that display text from the Epstein files




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