

sorry about the head injury


sorry about the head injury


So true king I sure do love the present it’s gonna be a great state of the union


Not this expensive there aren’t


Don’t be silly. We’ll engineer en expensive solution to hide it all in the downtube.
woosh
We should legislate clothing after sunset
It’s okay to kill pedestrians if they’re wearing black


I’m so lazy I’d whinge forever
He’s police, not military. He’s supposed to serve the public, not treat everyone as though they are armed.
Mm thanks officer, tasty boot! Please aim at my face while I get my registration and insurance information


For the same reason that the governor of California insists on sweeping unhoused people out of their tents


Me when I can’t see past the literal letters on the screen


Understand where the thought comes from, but do you know what zero days are


So true fentanyl is american
me when im complicit


Oh boy I can’t wait to put the epic games store on my computer
Don’t worry, we know better


Gerrymandering exists


just do the funny thing
Going for the worst account on piefed, are we