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Kowtowing to China? The only reason China’s EV sales dipped last year was because people had more non-Chinese options. Oil is dead, all my homies buy electric.

They fucked trump’s couch (which cucked his VP)

Even Greta be like: y’all try’na get blowed up?

Lifting sanctions doesn’t increase the supply, it increases the price they can sell it for, which increases the price at the pump.

Oh, don’t be DeNSe, it’s pronounced SQueaL 🐷

Fucking Wednesdays?

I was thinking rather of hyenas circling a lion, each one nipping at a heel, a tail, an ear, none quite confident enough yet to bum rush the fucker all at once… Except they’re all just hamsters… Nasty, evil little fucking hamsters, ready to rip each other to shreds 🐹

No rush

Everything’s cum-poo-dirt!

If big oil doesn’t like change, they’re gonna hate obsolescence.

These marines are coming from Japan, and the Abraham Lincoln CSG was coming from the Philippines. Trump’s gradually pulling US forces away from China.

Like the onion, but without the jokes - the un-onion, or ‘union’.

So what’s plan B, torch all the chip factories and relocate to EU?

United Kingdom of:

(Also, David get your shit together)

Yeah but even though they seem like the adult in the room, they’re still a dictatorship aggressively taking over the world with less explosive methods and enacting a genocide on their own people.

They have a lot going for them to claim the throne, but they’re any more trustworthy. Just smarter about it.

You mean oil markets. To hell with that, everyone adjust fast. Solar, wind, nuclear… open a gym that just has machines that produce electricity… Do the things

And Trump wins the Oscar for dumbest man alive, dead, or in a vegetative state 🏆

Still… Spanner in the works. Do anything and everything to slow then down, block their moves, take back control, get rid of them. Anything and everything.