But hey… you know… both parties are the same, amirite?
WHATABOUTBIDEN?!! He was just the same!

It’s incredible just how many people are lazy ignorant and can be easily manipulated into doing NOTHING over and over again and again and again…

At least they (boomers, exers, millennials, zoomers… whatever) didn’t vote for… (gasp)… a woman!
Because a woman for president?!! When PIGS fly!!!

Everyone: “C’MON, SEED!”
Bugs Bunny: “NO”

You could also switch it around with Lot’s wife turning back to catch a glimpse of Sodom and Gomorrah.

“Couldn’t resist the urge to sneak a quick peek? The punishment is DEATH BY STONE! And never mind poor widowed Lot and orphaned children, I don’t give a fuck!” - the just and merciful god of the desert.

Do you flop at slop? Stop!

How the did know there be Batman to?

Yeah, but what about loneless asian men who live ashirt?

Splurging on gut health! I mean… the nerve of these… these… (shuffles cards)… uppity whippersnappers!

Now A.I.-powered by A.I.!

Patrick Ghost!

Head banging to the latest Carolingian chant!

Change the caption on the gears, and instead of pointing fingers at political parties, make it “We may or may not vote” on the left, then “Definitely not voting” on the right.

If you neglect elections and there’s a seesaw every two years, sure, that’s exactly what happens. But god forbid, to generate the requires electoral/political inertia for long-term change would require you people to… gasp!.. make a tiny amount of effort one day a year. And we can’t have that, now can we?

Oklahoma has been lying its’ ass off for so long, its’ nose now touches the Pacific.

I was not looking for not something
and then I found everything of nothing
and heaven knows I’m miserable now

That’s because you were looking for the upvotes.
It’s right there on the study. If you had been troll-posting looking for the downvote lulz, you would have gotten the reverse. The reverse of. The reverse of the thing of the thing of the reverse of.

Johann Hans = Juan Juan!

Look at all the energy that has to be expended just to MAYBE slow the goose-stepping slide into hell a little bit, when all it took to keep the January 6 mouth-breathers from power, was to have gone and voted one Tuesday in November.

Divide-and-conquer negative propaganda works so easily on so many weak, tepid, achingly pure little minds, with their passively blood-soaked hands.

But in this context, it’s about the loss of information, getting scrambled inside a black hole and then VERY slowly radiating back into space as gibberish.
It’s a point where thermodynamics, entropy, Relativity and the quantum realm create a paradox - classical physics states that information supposedly cannot be destroyed… and yet in this extreme environment, it IS destroyed.

He might have had the microphone before, but then legions of non-voters granted him THE POWER over their lives!

wHeN tHeRe’S aN eLeCTiOn YoU oNLy eLeCt OnE pErSoN!
bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL
i Am NoT LiKe A mEdiEvaL pEaSaNt, i Am a PuRe AnD eNLigHtEnEd DeLiCaTe FLoWeR

Honey, bring out the fine denim, we have guests!

EDIT: is that something nobody’s ever said in the history of mankind?
Well… in the history of denim.