… “around” is definitely a way to describe it

“You’ve never done anything that would get you interviewed on a late night talk show. Proceeds to run through clever responses to all possible questions about any of the things I do that could maybe eventually make me famous, leading in to being best friends with the host afterwards and trying to decide what clothes I’m going to wear when they invite me to dinner with their family. Should I go casual, or a little more dressed up? Wait, what am, I going to wear for the interview itself? I should probably wear something more casual than that. And what does my wife have to wear at the dinner? I should figure out a way to ask her without letting her know I’ve been thinking about being interviewed again.

Your buddy with the cursed dice.

Ran into that problem with my enby friend. Specifically in the jokey context, like when a friend asks you to do something and you say “Yes Sir!” Or “Yes Ma’am!” in a kind of over the top way. They hadn’t really thought about it either and they were flummoxed too. We wound up with “Yes Colonel!”

Totally read that headline wrong. I was thrown off by thinking that photo was Brian Kilmeade

It might not have taken much. I hear the Kirk boys are prone to head injuries

tldr: YOU ARE PREY!!!

DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUUN! NOBODY expects the Spanish artist with a lot of unsettling characters hiding the pain and smiling!

But this handwriting doesn’t look like mine at all

“When Jesus comes back, we pinch!”

Liz, short for Lizard. “Liz? Is that short for Elizabeth?” “No….”

Iceland is named after its most famous celebrity: Vanilla Ice.

I thought it was because you’re always shitting in the yard

A game where you try to make your team guess a word when you have a list of words you can’t use as a clue. That should always be taboo.

“In its recall letter, the company further stated if any of its products are flagged by the FDA for containing hidden ingredients, they’re immediately removed from its catalog.” So “if they catch us we’ll take it down, but in the meantime good luck!”

I need hair, not feathers.

Don’t even get me started on all the sexual harassment going on

I would eat both of them all the way through, then eat a third

Plus, when they raised their subscription price to pay for more shows, anyone who was already a member kept their original subscription price. They even gave folks a month or so to sign up and lock in the lower price. A lot of people love the channel so much they wanted to pay the higher price. It’s my favorite streaming service.

Oh, and about paying the talent: last year they did a profit share and anyone who earned money from Dropout got a cut. They pay people to come to auditions, so even those people got some of the profit sharing.

Dropout is the gold standard of streaming services.

But how accurate can it be if they only talked to one random onlooker instead of four?