I turned off all sounds on my microwave and surprisingly it’s really disorienting. Not having the aural feedback on the buttons pissed off everyone.

Is there a release date for this? Or is it still too early?

Ironically, his paintings are probably seen and analyzed more than any of his colleagues’.

Is there a way to jump start the mega volcano under the continent? I think we need a reset.

Is his gun ejecting an unspent round?

Mostly hookers. But then it caught on with ice cream truck drivers and souvenir salespeople.

No no no no no… This is different. This is with white people.

I was always partial to those belt-worn change dispensers.

Michael Scott really said that?

Until they finally taste human flesh.

Netscape Navigator on Windows Mobile Works for me.

Agreed. Information is harmless, if not beneficial. Malicious intentions and actions are different.

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Agreed. The frustration is hardly worth the overtime. Especially when you’re trying to free a wobbly, dull blade wedged between two vertebrae and a poorly-planed drop channel. The anxiety of the crowd is only satiated by the agony of the condemned.

I see it just the same as spelling someone’s name correctly. It’s their name, they get to say how its written.

I only buy Ukrainian-made electronics, clothing and alcohol.

Should have said thank you.

Anybody got a magnet so I can do my part?

Damn. That is a nice looking case.

Sacrificing a goat at dawn usually helps. Be sure to soak your phone in its entrails.

Zuck needs this to exist.