Yeah, it’s because the only things that could bring me joy in this life are only capable in my dreams.
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Broke up with her over text because I feel nothing.
Years later I regret what I have done feeling like I made a mistake.
Fully prepared to accept the consequences of my actions and ready to live alone forever.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How to install Windows on your Steam Deck
362·4 days agoLemmy can never not take the bait on Windows or AI.
Nice cum gutters.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Robot Escorted Away By Cops After Terrorizing Old WomanEnglish
242·9 days agoI am terrorizing my local community by being trans and by your logic their opinion is valid.
People were dumb cunts before internet engagement was a thing.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Give me a minute and I might think of one
2·13 days ago“🐺” 🤨🤨🤨
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Did you drink alcohol when you were younger than me?
1·13 days agoUser name leads me to believe you’re better off doing it beforehand if waiting til a legal age makes you crack happy.
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Games@lemmy.world•Are achievements still relevant in 2026—especially when mods disable them?English
11·13 days agoIf someone feels more accomplished because they have a little gold star next to what is otherwise the same experience, they need to make something else of it.
It’s gatekeeping, but if it influences how games are designed I’d rather they not.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is something you dont care to understand or "get"?
7·16 days agoA good reason why I don’t want to “get” Linux is this guy posted in this thread with Linux as his example, and it’s the most replied to thread with each user trying to justify their distro.
This is like me going into a bible belt small town, expressing my spiritual beliefs, and watching as each of the individual churches try to try and “save” me.
Until Linux users “get” why Windows is the marketshare leader and not demonize it like the spawn of Satan when it’s literally just an OS on a completely optional piece of hardware, I don’t think I’ll ever “get” Linux.
Though I do care very much for Android if that counts. 😉
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is something you dont care to understand or "get"?
21·16 days agoWhy are people down voting this?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What phrases/sentences instantly reveal someone as a chud?
41·17 days agolol cry more nerd
I also have anosmia, and cannot smell, sorry.
In this case, and many others, when the humor is in part derived from the absurdity of such an event occurring. Yes, authentic and genuine has much more value.
I can suspend disbelief for a standup comedian or comedy flick. Because they are isolated from reality unlike social media which is not explicit in that it’s woven in reality.
For me this would be hilarious if it actually occurred, because of the fact that it did. Not because spreading ass cheeks is peak humor that I need to suspend disbelief to appreciate it.
If it helps, I also can’t really appreciate wrestling as entertainment.
I need to start taking benzodiazepines or blood pressure meds. Fake shit getting engagement online boils my blood. I can’t believe people are this stupid. A reasonable person would go “that never happened” and the post should die into obscurity. But instead this. And then there’s the degenerates willing to defend it “nothing ever happens”, as a retort which makes me angrier, because literally 99% of this stuff really never happens.
This is a fabricated post, no one actually said this.





mommy.