Wait until they land. Then blow it up. But be sure to put up a “no trespassing” sign so it’s nice and legal.

“Mo-om! I hit Billy and now he’s hitting me back! That’s not fair. Tell him to stop!”

“Billy, stand there and let your brother hit you.”

Trump is such a fucktard.

“The masks are off,” Dmitriev wrote. “U.K. and EU warmongers are showing how deeply anti-Trump they really are. They tried to hide it for a long time, but now everyone can see it.”

Welcome to the club! Snacks are there on the table, take a few minutes to mingle and get to know everyone.

Kaylee?

Edit: And Simon, of course.

That question was posted before the appointment, but thanks!

Wait a minute, hear me out: What if - and I’m just spitballing here - what if Melania wanted to be on that panel? What would have to happen?

All right Congress, they’re calling it a war. Get your shit together.

That’s to keep the load of shit in his diaper from squidging back into his crack, I’ve heard.

Surrender from whom? You fucking blew up their fucking leader.

What ever happened to that Trump bounty? I hope it went away and didn’t rise to unimaginable wealth.

Again, I believe.

With blackjack, and hookers.

Why stop at that event? What about the classrooms that teach about “the war of Northern aggression”, or any of the other slanted views of history?

So does the guy who fired get a little hash mark or American flag or something on the nose of his plane to mark the kill, or is there a “whoopsie” symbol, or what?

Yes, sorry, forgot the /s.

… and he’s called Bixby because nobody wants to interact with him?

Except for the skilled use of language, we know his ideological descendant.

Trump Calls For Overthrow of Government

Ours? Finally.

It’s okay. All they have to do is get him under oath in front of Congress. He’ll say he wasn’t partying, and we can all go back to normal.

Edit: Forgot to add, “Douche.”

As opposed to the meticulous and detail-oriented training the previous recruits have excelled in demonstrating?

Seriously, up til now their training might have been: “If they have a face, aim for that place; Exercising their rights? That’s reason for fights.”

Given that most law enforcement stories lately (/s) are completely divorced from reality and fall apart with video evidence, I’d like to see the body cam of this. Now all we have to do is wait for the AI to generate some video that matches the report…