This is the theory I tend to believe.

Can’t wait for my War Crimesmas present next year!

This just in: Child rapist is a shitty person.

But how about that Dow guys, why aren’t we paying attention to what really matters?

Captain Planet!

And for those who don’t know Craig Reucassel is also one of the founding members of The Chaser satire team.

Thankfully due to this show, at least Woolworths (Safeway) and maybe some other stores brought out a range of fruit and vegetables called “The Odd Bunch” that are cheaper and less “perfect”. It’s a small step, but at least it’s a start.

He seriously reminds me of a child throwing Lego all over the floor.

“Dad, since crossing the room is important to you, you should help me clean it all up!”

No you little shit, things were reasonably fine before you fucked it all up. Now fix it!

We all forgot to say Thank You.

“Guys! GUYS! You really depend on the oil that flows through the Strait so come and help me open it!”

“But your actions closed it in the first place.”

“OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WON’T HELP! :`(”

Fuck me, this is what international politics and diplomacy have become.

And when he gets there, he should fuck off again.

I think there’s a lot of “dare you to eat that” in food history.

No. Biscuit literally means “twice baked”.

Stop thinking the US is some righteous bringer of all that is good. The US has only ever served its own purposes and fucked everything up in the process.

Pauline, perhaps? Seriously though, I get infuriated every time I think of Pine Gap and wish the government had the guts to shut it down, especially as it makes us complicit in many of the US’s attacks around the world.

Correct. Trump has no personality, he is just personified disorder.

Thank you Australia for not being the USA’s lapdog for once!

Let’s not forget the last prime minister who tried that was Whitlam, and what then happened to him is no coincidence. The CIA reaches far and wide unfortunately.

Ahhh, so similar to Facebook then. I don’t bother with that site either.

Not only couldn’t they keep to cannon, they butchered it horribly. The Witcher is set in a world of rich lore and history, almost none of which is explored or explained in that shitful show. The first season is basically the first book put in a blender and strained through a sieve, and the second season, as far as I can tell, is a load of crap. I gave up after that.

Snowflakes get hit with snowflakes, wind up in hospital.