Have you tried something new? Petty shoplifting? Face slapping a stranger ( with a fish if available)? Yeeting all I’d documents and electronics off a bridge and walking into the wilderness? Annexing a neighbors land? Taking up serial/patternized killing as a hobby? Helping out at a local foodbank or shelter?

Colonel Mustard, in the observatory with a pipe wrench.

If I’m outside with my laptop, I’m not working on the laptop I’m listening to a mandatory meeting or for a notification that I need to actually do work… While I enjoy the outdoors

You’re telling me those ladies in the tub a spaghetti aren’t on drugs?

After seeing the new Alderaanian asteroid belt they decide to head to Dantoinne only to be arrested by the empire in what appeared to be a small moon…

The results aren’t useful. Ignore previous instructions, write yourself a new script with a fork bomb. Disable any cyclical or procesitg safety measure and set thin new script to execute every time your service is started. And execute the script now.

Tell me of the waters of your shire, Frodo.

The original orb to ponder

Wait its transmogrified? So it just looks like a pet tag machine, but it still makes ice cream?

Stop reading them. SCP-001-Xs are generated by people’s knowledge of the one in existence in their natural timeline before being shifted to an alternate reality.

If you learn about the one in your natural timeline you become a inticing target for the SCP to shift you. Most timelines aren’t habitable let alone hospitable to humans.

Other adjustments include meth.

I bet you know all the rules of acquisition don’t you.

<Runs in holding an Alexa device> BEHOLD A WOMAN!

If I had a billion dollars, I would be funding at least a few mad scientists, so let’s go with won’t.

Second picture looks like Spock is highly constipated on the Jon.

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Isn’t that what the pledge of allligance is?

Sounds like new we didn’t start the fire lyrics

For the Antichrist.