Same, if it wasn’t for weed I probably would have punched my own ticket years ago. I’ve been off it for a few months studying for a drug test and yaboi needs a bong rip.

Breaking news: this slop is sloppy

Yanking my stick on the toilet like a fighter pilot going full afterburner

So you’ll move to an even more locked down OS? Out of the pan, into the fire?

If farting and leaving the room was a president

Just wait until you find out who owns the media

More like the US is Israel’s military arm in the rest of the world

The manual release is only accessible from the inside as well, so even if the driver gets out, you get to watch your kid burn in a car seat because you can’t open the door from the outside

The funny part is, the doors have a manual release on the inside, Tesla owners are just too dumb to read the user manual.

The not funny part is, the ones in the back are deep inside the bottom of the door, there’s no possible way a child in a car seat could open the back door in an emergency.

Opening Doors with No Power https://share.google/NmVMGXKowzwXKUKxF

The CEO of my company makes almost $40,000 a day and all he has to do is play kissyface with congressmen.

The mouse at by shared office computer still has a fucking ball in it.

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Dude has been real quiet about Iran recently

When I was in 8th grade, my school district furloughed over 100 teachers at the same time the superintendent was getting a heated marble driveway installed at his house.

John Fetterman had medically confirmed brain damage.

This will end the same as every other middle east conflict. We destroy the government and make 12 new terrorist organizations. But they keep trying to cut the heads off a hydra.

Less than ideal for sure

Sterling Heights, Michigan has the golden butthole

You guys don’t understand, he’s playing chess /s