You leave my evil out of this you son of a bitch!

Figma nuts lmao

Nobody would willingly want to be friends with me, duh

Our internet was shit back then. Or maybe Netflix’s streaming was. I can’t recall, but it was constantly buffering when we tried it out. Originally you had access to both streaming and dvd’s by mail, but at some point they forced you to pick one or the other, and with how much of a mess it was, we easily chose to stick with dvd’s instead. Funny looking back on that now

WHERE IS HIS SON HENRY??? IS HE OKAY???

I just got rear ended and the mini reactor meltdown obliterated all my neighbors’ homes within a 50 mile radius. But I had my blinkers on. AITA?

And nearly half of America is like “Better than them supporting free Healthcare”

Is it really dynamic if the price is always “free”?

Even the trash cans. Just…put the trash cans in actual view of the camera? How would you buy a camera just to watch your trash cans and then not actually watch the trash cans with it?

Nice to know Demo hasn’t died of alcoholism yet. Still waiting on that next video though

Hey man, seeing these every week makes me smile. Keep it up

Mouse Quest player core

Princess of Power being that low is genuinely insulting

Don’t you want the AI to be able to tell that the string of inputs it just received wasn’t actually meant to be you trying to open your browser, but actually to wipe your hard drive?

Ah the classic “I’m sleepy so you can’t judge me for being the dumbest fucker alive.” I, too, default to that one whenever I can

Hey man maybe that tortoise had it coming, you ever think of that?

Maybe if/when they have actual sentience, but right now I have no problem calling the poor excuse we have currently clankers, as they rightly deserve

I hate that I was reading this post and didn’t get what the issue was until I got to about the third image

Straight "They’re right? That short of a distance is pointless to drive?

…Wait"

I did not read that as pick at first