The minors yearn for the mines.

I dunno, I’m just a D Class person. I don’t have the power to let you out.

Someone is keter class.

Born too early to deploy to the Middle East. Born too late to deploy to the Middle East. Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East.

God bless America and it’s love for forever wars in the Middle East.

For all of Austin Powers being a horn dog; he does understand the concept of consent.

In the first movie where the love interest gets drunk and tried to sleep with Austin. Austin tells her no, it wouldn’t be cool.

Also Austin was totally fine with interracial dating.

Psh, I have main character syndrome. I’ll be fine.

Robert Evan’s touched on this in their article: https://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2403-6-reasons-why-new-civil-war-possible-terrifying.html

It’s amazing how people on both sides of the aisle have their own fantasy of the civil war. “Oh, we’ll just drone strike the opposition. War done.” “The military will just curb stomp those gravy seals.”

The whole civil war is going to become My Community vs everyone vs the Government. It’s going to be messy, it’s going to be violent, and it’s going to be bloody.

Grok told me that white people are being erased when I asked for a recipe for pancakes.

Very qualified to join the Lumpty Trumpty Administration.

No Kings could be useful if it was sustained political actions instead of the once every three month protest.

The entire Republican Party cheated with gerrymandered districts, suppressing voter turnout, voting barriers, etc.

This is why I started hoarding bottle caps. I will be rich in the wasteland!

For Halloween, we all share needles where I am from.

Someone has to make an explosive impression on their first day.

I want to be taxidermied doing an obscene gesture. Them worms can get their food somewhere else.

Europe “Help us with Ukraine.”

Trump “Yes.”

Europe “We are helping you now with Iran. Can you help us with Ukraine?”

Trump “Sike. I am not going to help you.”

Europe shocked Pikachu face

I have now deemed this true in my head cannon.

“Are you saying I can take skulls and spill blood? If so, sign me up! I gotta make Daddy Khorne pleased.”

With the way AI companies seem to avoid liability for everything. Fantastic way of becoming a serial killer. Can we workshop some serial killer names?

Whether a state goes 51% of 100%, counts the same.

While the Electoral college has it’s own major issues. Awarding of the votes is done because 48 State Legislatures believe all the votes should go to the winner. Maine and Nebraska award their vote on a semi-proportional system. A true proportional system would go a long way of addressing some of the major issues such as a someone’s Presidential vote being utterly meaningless. A Republican in California or Democrat in Idaho. (https://electoralvotemap.com/which-states-split-their-electoral-votes/)

This is the problem when people say “Vote Blue”. Sure voting Democrat/Republican for US House or lower elections does matter, Senate and Presidential elections? If you live in a Red State, a vote for the Senate or President is completely meaningless in having a say of who gets elected.

Sure, states flip from red to blue and vice versa. However, that only happens if Parties really invest in that state to change it. Parties don’t have unlimited funds, they pay attention to swing states which would have a better return on investment.

It’s the inherent flaw of first past the post/winner take all style of voting.