Hand out cigars

“So fat, yo momma”

I read that somewhere too. It’s also been suggested that SOME countries want to use it to actually do something about the Russian bots that interfere in their elections, but I don’t know.

Nah. We haven’t even tried any of that stuff. We talked about trying that stuff and then didn’t and skipped right to mass surveilance.

Best comeback ever

I mean, you’re still getting a wedgie, but respectfully

I log in by scanning my ass on the office printer. I have a very distinct butthole print.

Hah

Sure, you may have multiple partners

But do you have four feral cats you feed regularly who think you’re the best human being on earth?

No. You don’t. Losers.

Why not both?

Big yard

Small town

Everything you need in the town centre

Bus going around every 30 minutes

Good enough for me.

When I started writing this post I thought

I would only write two or three

Lines

And now this format has proven

Inefficient

Also, replace pedestrians with buses

Or… get pedestrians way closer together… way… way closer… 😏

Well, you’re not gonna believe this, but somehow, tuning it up a semitone worked! I expected I would then have all frets playing correctly but the open string being a semitone high, but no. Somehow it settled back into place and went from an F to an E. I still don’t know exactly what caused it, but I know I was way overthinking this. Thank you!

He’ll have it back in a month…

When I fall asleep, where do the stars go?

Touché! Not so dumb after all

Be sad together

How come so many billionaires are so incredibly immeasurably stupid? Seriously, this dude sounds like some random moron on the street. Musk does too. I’ve seen interviews with Musk where he rambles his answers aimlessly. I mean fuck you’d at least expect them to be a bit above average. But no. They’re angry online pseudointellectual level.

Clone Wars

Haha lol

It doesn’t look like the same character anymore. The right side just looks like something AI hallucinated that is vaguely similar. If that were a real person you wouldn’t be able to recognize them anymore.

Also, what the fuck do you call that? “Standard Human Face” ?

AI has never fixed shit ever. It always just makes shit up. I wouldn’t even use it to remove the Starbucks cup from Game of Thrones, cause I don’t know what the fuck it will put there instead. Whatever it “thinks” is supposed to be there, I guess.

Are hot dogs gay?

EDIT: Is erotically sucking on hot dogs gay?

EDIT 2: Asking for a friend. I don’t do that. I’m like super popular and cool and go on lots of dates.

EDIT 3: Still less horny than violet08

Either you stop fighting or I’m turning this car around and no one goes to the holy land!