Be “funny” but on-brand for this guy to be related to this Schmidt

Not just girls. Boys (and now grown men) do this as well. Just sayin’

My dad told me long ago when I was in high school, and I quote, “You are the most cold, calculating person I know” and that still makes me smile when I think about it.

I totally understand putting a “date of opening” on condiments or stuff that sticks around in my fridge for weeks-months but what size is your dog and how much wet dog food do you feed it a day that you need to date that can? How long does a can that size stay around?

Frankly the term “Sentenced” should not apply to this “penalty” for this crime. Maybe “coddled” or “tsk-tsk’d”? Is she or someone in her family a politically-connected billionaire?

He’s a chonker

I’m just here to see why TF anyone would go to Phoenix…for spring break

While it would make me happy to have the douche dinged for a couple billion, what I really expect to happen is endless appeals and…eventually nothing

Zombie Survival Guide

It’s mind-boggling that this administration can be accused (and seemingly guilty) of war crimes and at the same time be playing War so ineptly.

34 crimes

34 felonies

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1386703

She looks like the chick with three tits in the bar from the first Total Recall

Or before (or after) commenting nicely/kindly/incisively

I still think a fox is manageable. Cat software running on dog hardware seems…interesting

Yeah but if they turned on you that would be fucking horrific

I couldn’t afford to feed a Liger

I never thought I’d see the day rainbows got weaponized /s

Saying “professors scramble to save critical thinking in an age of AI” when Critical Thinking is not, at fucking all, taught in American schools is disconcerting.