I’m worried it would change my whole personality. I know I’d do the “simple country lawyer” routine just to be funny at first. Then people would cringe as it became less and less of a joke. One day I’d look in the mirror and realize, “This is who I am. This is who I’ve always been. I am Clarence Thibodeaux. Got my law degree from a gumball machine.”
This is the 1984 no one was prepared for.
Maybe they meant vulva when they said “pussy.” Colloquialisms, especially older ones, are not known for their anatomical accuracy.
No, that’s just what the Antifa-crats want you to think. I’m pretty sure it’s the wealthy, gay, black, Jewish, antizionist communist, immigrant refugees, all 30 trillion of them, that are stealing the electrons from American baby Jesus’s blessed data centers to spend on Chinese Muslim child terrorist fentanyl computer vaccine abortions.
They’ll be as baffled as past historians were that most people didn’t learn much from the gilded age, the East India Company, imperial monarchies, Roman manorialism, etc. etc.
I love that episode.
Me, too. I’m trying to silence the voice of David Attenborough in my head saying:
“This unsuspecting caterpillar…”
Or
“One of the deadliest of its kind, every year, several people…”
Nope. Shut up. This is just a cute lil’ caterpillar, that’s neither in danger nor has it done anything wrong in its entire life.
Bold of you to assume Mike isn’t paying for the privilege.
That’s a fair point. It could just be incompetence. It’s concerning that it’s hard to tell the difference.
Do you have a good source for those?