“It’s only one scoop Ukraine.” — Stalin

You will eat the ice cream

SIKE! I already ate it all

OH NO! BRAIN FREEZE!

“How do you know there’s a pig?”

“How do you know there’s a pig!”

Don’t fix what isn’t broken.

I love magical 80’s computers.

Antarctica

Landlords

Everyday we inch closer to a brainpoisoned lib senator calling the DSA a bunch of tankies.

https://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/26/magazine/hillary-clinton.html

They were designed that way to stop people from trying to climb over them.

Basically bird deterrent spikes, but to drown tired migrants.

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