#luigiWasRight

“Oh, shit! You’re WAY shorter than I expected” -actual conversation with another remote coworker when we met in person

Spaceballs? Oh, shit. There goes the planet.

Yeah… #doubt

I was born in 1980 and I joined the military at 18. I earned my way and I fucking hate this sad sack of shit warmonger.

The common clay

“You know… morons”

Density!

Limp biscuit, indeed

Nobody in America but Trump wanted this bs “war”

…but Netanyahu did

“Acute lead poisoning at supersonic velocities”

Epstein rhymes with guillotine

Oh, pretty fucking please blow it up when he’s there!

Can’t*

Where did I put that sticker of Trump that says “I did that”?

I’m sick of Israel dictating US policy, so I’m not going to be upset about this

Sure, moron. That’ll help. I’d wager he blames liberals for this failing to work, next.

Suuuure, Liar

Is that Everquest? I remember that pedo fucker in Faydark!

I guarantee there’s so much pressure on those engineers to deliver code that they rubber stamp a ton of it with the intention of “fixing it later”

Source: I’ve worked in software for 20+ years and know a lot of folks working for and who have worked for Amazon