

Yeah you’d probably be up there a while lol
i fucking hate Origin Energy


Yeah you’d probably be up there a while lol


That moment when your fingers feel like they’re dancing so fluidly and you didnt make one mistake

Thats massive for me with adhd
Doctor: “Quick nurse, get me my kit!”
Nurse:



Yes comrade



Hearing this joke in 1845






Hitler hearing Stalin has just decimated the Red Army officer corps






Aussie and English


Wait, smaller cogs are needed to turn the machine? WHAT!?
After a long hard day working at a shitty corporation, a yummy dinner isnt enough. I like that little extra yum yum before bed (like dark chocolate or semolina pudding with honey) coz it makes me feel happy. I like my vices, even though i know they are bad so i try to not go overboard


probably i dunno, i hate kids
I think most places would be fine. In australia people are mostly anti-trump, so as long as you dont start a convo with politics or are rude, you’re sweet as