I will not

Just close your eyes duh

They probably wanted to see how much money they could feasibly make with switch 2 editions of switch 1 games before pulling the trigger on this.

Unsticking my balls from my legs after sitting in the car

Boobs and/or butts

Who gives a red rats ass

Just killed a god-like being (1000+NB) and had to give up my alchemy. AITA for being jealous of my brother for getting his body back and keeping his alchemy?

My brother (8M) and I (10M) performed human transmutation on our dead mother (32F), AITA?

Spongebob and Patrick were right all along

My laziness

Braxton

On a foldable, this is rough to work with lol:

Baise Baul, the greatest of all time.

Lead? You can come over and eat paint chips with me if u want

Yeah well I said lead and im stickin to it, bucko

I said what I said

Wow they really buried the lead on that one

It should be illegal to put photos of him on the internet because I can smell him through my phone

My brain does this neat trick of coming up with ideas when I cant write them down (like driving) and then forgetting them forever.

The military and drinking are like peas and carrots