His official government website states, or at least used to, that the very first time he played golf, he scored 18 hole-in-ones

I am very introverted. Mostly happy by myself, got divorced last year. I rarely hit anyone up. But my friends call or text, sometimes a lot. Sometimes I have to hurt their feelings like I can’t talk for an hour on the phone, I got shit to do.

My friends, a couple, showed up at my house yesterday and practically demanded I go to a park with them. I kept declining they kept asking. I’m so glad I went, it was wonderful springtime sun, barefoot in the grass, dirt, even the mud. I had been cooped up in the house for four days doing recertifications. Good people. I am lucky.

For when you have an angle grinder but not a Philips #2.

Sorry, I’m gonna. Where I live if people call something star head they’re talking about Torx.

I think Mr Graham’s only true conviction is the love he shares with young men practicing prostitution in the DC area.

The Stranglers - Golden Brown

Of course the golden brown they sing about had nothing to do with cooking.

Been had that

Or just let it happen organically, but don’t attempt to stop it. Same result, better deniability.

Don’t forget his people fucking shot the senator and his people. He knew it was over after that.

Hundreds of years. Many of the so-called founding fathers of the US were not christian. This is likely why the separation of church and state is in the Constitution.

It happens in many faiths. Jewish people are famous for arguing god’s law and finding loopholes. I used to work with a Palestinian guy, who grew up in Jordan. He told me that it was relatively common for a group of men to put liquor in a teapot and drink it out of teacups so god didn’t notice.

Nice to see a Christian (I assume) push back on this bullshit.

I saw one where someone dragged a tire on a chain through a big one. Did a great job, and fast.

We had a snowstorm followed by an ice storm recently and I wandered the streets cracking and clearing the ice with the blunt side of an axe and a shovel. Good way to get some exercise and I had a fun four hours.

Don’t forget all the citizens being forced to subsidize the datacenters with exorbitant electricity bills.

They are incredibly based. Game is pretty fun too.

A couple days ago I looked up a regional supplier of pickled foods so I could tell a friend about them. They shipped all over at least the US for reasonable prices. Now their site just links to the Amazon pages.

It’s sports dude. There are about a hundred more important things that need handled before we worry about sports.

Here’s the thing- if you smoke every day or near every day, most of the anxiety goes away. It’s weird like that.