it would be harmless and so much fun if cocks getting hard made a noise AND nipples getting nice, hard, and erect also made a noise

Prior to my performances I plan on giving a short historical description of how they were used. It all came about because the musician would orally play a flute while using the clarinet

Actually in my practice sessions I have been doing it in a crouch

Yes I can orally play the clarinet. But I haven’t gotten far in my concert bookings. Looking for a new hook to increase my popularity as a musician

I wonder how young a guy would have to be to go 3 times in the space of 3 hours

Even if you can manage getting it stiff it hurts too much

You need to have a dirty mind to think that a picture of flowers is in anyway sexual

made me laugh way too hard

mouth guards can protect your teeth from wiry hair

Looks like someone just gave him anal

bright lights foot switch. I miss it

I never thought of using those party streamers in other body areas that exhaust air

Yes. What we consider small things like banning plastic bags all adds up.

Nostalgia is just another fun thing for those who love studying history.

Occasionally I get complaints about my hands being cold or my breath being bad

So true. Why even call it “insurance” when the policy doesn’t cover shit

He just couldn’t resist and control himself

I’m sure he would love to have a discussion with you

For me it’s about having a conversation with someone who lived history rather than just reading about it.

Good question. Yeah the grandfather of a guy at work