I believe it’s impossible to prove the existence of two gods.

I’m a diagnostic.

Hot take!

Bet the next shock is gonna come from slavery still being legal in the USA.

Metric zero or imperial zero?

Unlike pizza and Christianity.

There’s a neat trick to calculating population per capita: take the population and raise it to the power of zero.

Goes without saying.

Doomguy:

Yeah. His name is Link, nor Recht.

Which is weird, because when you go there, you’ll find that you’re standing on this side of the forest…

Also hum of a microwave is fairly easy to tune out.

I thought the japanese dude was a dog.

What’s even worse is that they think that it’s a good argument by him.

Counterpoint:

I’ll stick with drugs.

Oh! That’s what it means!

Yeah, I’ve stood in two different countries at the same time before. Haven’t you?

Pedophile fight!

Please forgive my absence, my Tinder date found my box of human teeth.

Are you in Africa or not?