Good. Less Gestapo on the streets, and further cratering international holiday travel.

The speed and efficiency with which Trump has cratered this country is actually impressive. He might be an imbecile, but he is a virtuoso when it comes to bankruptcy.

Replace “9” with “tomorrow”.

*Elmo sings his favorite song*

I’m stickin’ ice picks on the tip of ya dick
Give your testicles a swift kick,
ain’t that some shit?
Am I hard hard core?
Harder than the Plymouth
It ain’t no myth,
it’s a fella with a spliff
And a chrome four-fifth
pressed on ya back
So what you want, fella?
How you wanna act?
I hope civilized
cause I love to see fellas die
Brains all leakin’
out on the street
And the pastor preaching,
“He was a good man.”
Played the bad man
when the burner was in his hand
Now he’s singin’ sad songs with Elvis
Three to the head,
bout six cross the pelvis
You fuck with the high guy, ya die
Yeah the same motherfucker yelling,
“Look up in the sky!”
I’m on some old neck shit,
Suplex shit
Hardcore sex shit,
and Tec shit

What you want, fella?

Negative $. I got rented out to mow lawns, general yard work, chores, etc.

The day Trump dies, I’m celebrating. I plan to treat it like a national holiday every year…with fireworks if I can help it.

Why is Trump threatening us with a good time?

Apps like Signal are safe and secure. What is being targeted are their users because the human element of the equation is the weakness.

Incident happened two years ago in March of 2024.

The main issue with conversational responses from LLMs is their tendency towards confidently incorrect responses or flat out well disguised lies. It isn’t normally blatant but if 95% of what it responds is true, but stated with 100% certainty and apparent proof, how long before that other 5% starts to poison your own reasoning?

Are LLMs completely useless? No. Though challenging your world views, reasoning, and logic with systems that lie and manipulate might not be the best use of said systems.

I’m desperate for some scattered and smothered has browns now, but I’m in Wyoming. Thank goodness for teleportation.

The “maple syrup” he puts on his waffles.

State media here we come!

Political humor

Me, an American:

Has anyone here ever tried the original bechamel sauce and parmesan cheese recipe?

Cassettes are a great way to play ambient and lo-fi hip-hop music.

EDIT:

Example

To better understand raven behavior, researchers fitted 69 birds with small GPS trackers…

Nice

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