I don’t know if I’d call 1945 modern times. They didn’t even have television yet. But, whatever.

How about the first to use nukes in the 21st century?

I think the second is what they had in mind. It’s kind of the same thing France and some other countries released the other day. We won’t help Trump, but we’ll help secure our assets and allies.

Let her think she has it. Feed her false information. See if it leaks. If she leaks it, she fails the test.

Did he give it back? Is there in inquiry? Is he paying for the value out of his own pocket (which is the law for presidential gifts you desire to keep).

Let me know when any of this happens.

Only so much of those 35,000 calories will be converted to fat. The bulk of it will pass though before that happens. Most people wouldn’t even be able to consume that many calories without the body reacting negatively.

All mammals become overweight by consistently eating more calories then they burn. The occasional pigout is pretty much lost in the average if it’s a rare event and the person maintains a healthy diet otherwise. Once a month, no worries. Once every other day, you’ll need new pants.

A nice Canadian just wanted the Americans feel like they were back in school.

This page has a list of where they are. I don’t have one near me or I’d go hold my finger up at it.

https://www.us-passport-service-guide.com/us-consulates-in-canada.html

Let’s get this straight. Trump criticizes the UK and it’s allies all the time. Hits them with every changing tariffs. Says the UK did fuck all on helping the US in previous military actions. Then does an unprovoked attack on Iran, kills a bunch of children, and is upset the UK isn’t on board?

This fucking guy is one of the dumbest fuckers on the planet.

Hey USA. Your grandfather is out in the lawn, naked, pooping in his hand and eating it again. You might want to collect him.

Daylight savings was/is my “whiner” test.

If someone can’t handle DST then they can’t handle the smallest thing in the world - I have no time for them because literally everything else in the world is bigger and more complex so they’re incapable of dealing with anything.

I love this hypocrisy. It’s fantastic.

I’m hoping they follow BC and decide they don’t need to wait for the US.

Fuck AI and fuck this guy.

Same. Outfit hospitals, water supply systems, and other important infrastructure with solar so they can at least perform the basic essentials.

The fact the US would suffer an entire population is disgusting.

If the insanely armed and stupid US locals don’t shoot you, the government might lock you up for weeks for no reason.

I don’t know why anyone would want to visit that shithole.

7% of canadians are traitors, apparently

Look at any poll. There is always a low number of 5-10% that believe in the weirdest shit. Flat earth. Alien abduction. Anti-science nonsense, Homeopathy, etc.

10% of any civilized population are complete fucking idiots.

I would LOVE if we became a Canadian province.

I honestly don’t think most Americans would adapt to Canadian culture. Most states have very liberal cities that might adapt, but go 60 minutes out of a city and its a stupid, gun fucking, jesus loving freak show. Even Alberta isn’t this bad.

I don’t have issues with a lot of the American people

I have a serious issue with about 2/3rds of them. 1/3 voted for the orange sack of mayo and another 1/3 just shrugged.

How would any number of nukes protect Canada from a country with over 5,000 of them.

Just the threat of a few nukes taking out DC or some other major city is usually enough of a deterrent to not start shit. Yeah, they could litter Canada with ground zero zones, but that’s not the point.

Trump is a different animal though. Most humans care about other people so the threat of a country nuking New York or DC is a pretty good reason to make political arrangements this doesn’t happen. Trump hates humanity and only cares about himself. I honestly think he would be in heaven if a nuke took out LA or Portland.

It would put Trump in place though. He’s bitching about Canada always taking advantage of the US military. If Canada says “fine, we bought new tanks, built up our army, and oh yeah, we’re making nukes so we don’t need to borrow yours” there isn’t much he could say politically.

Of course Trump is huge fucking idiot and flips his script depending on how much shit is in his diaper. He has zero consistency so there is no reason to try and appease him. He could decide to attack Canada because of nukes or because we didn’t name a bridge after him.

If Charlie was alive today, I think he’d find that funny. This thought make me happy.

He would also be clawing at the inside of his coffin, which also makes me happy.

Yes. Fight each other, you evil little fuckers.