


If you like what I’m saying, assume I am smart. If you don’t like what I’m saying, assume I’m sarcastic. Asexual. Atheist. Apo’strophe police. Go away now.





Who gets the nukes?
Sounds like a challenge… I don’t have much VHS media, and I usually skip over tapes at the thrift stores, except when shrink warp glints in the corner of my eye!


Guess his joke bombed.


The logistics to run a circus, when it was at its peak of popularity, inspired the US Army.


Stealth just means low observable, there are ways to reduce the IR signature of jet engines, at the expense of either thrust or even more complex and expensive systems, such as what the F-22/F-23 use.


Doubt it, that was just some swamp gas reflecting Venus’s light off noctilucent clouds.


YSK: Russia bad, very very bad, Israel good, very, very, VERY good. Citizen, please update your PropagandaPak™, seems you’re a few versions behind!


Um, but we have two very important democracies that need some more money, they will be passing by with their best begging hat out, we expect generosity, Citizen!
Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism.
Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment, it is as perennial as the grass.
Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be. And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.
Oh, and wear sunscreen cuz the nukes are coming.


RussiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHGHHHGGHGHGHGHGHHGGHHG!!!


Thank the Ringling Brothers Circus.


“data”. More like digital noise almost indistinguishable from white noise at the large scale.


Cemetery is the word you’re looking for. Space is a dead end, no one’s going anywhere.
Our bestest ally and only democracy in the Middle East needs wall lickers to usher in their bizarre delusions.
Want to know more?


Uh huh, the problems are due to one single person, and will magically disappear when he’s gone. Yup.


When. Are. We. Building. The. Leisure. Society?
There is nothing reasonable left to do, we don’t need, or want, full employment when it just means bullshit jobs.
Exophthalmos and arhinia is a hell of a combo