They can’t bring their money with them to hell

“So the first thing you wanna do is never ger out of the tank. It’s dangerous out there”

Pffft, big deal. They have oodles of ancient skeletons sitting upright in the US. It’s called Congress!! Heyooooooooo!

They’re saying that the pilot is in stable condition, which implies the pilot was wounded.

Yes, but the second best time is now.

More seriously, they were never going to do it 10 years ago. In a different world, maybe they would have done it in 2020. A major economic collapse combined with military humiliation could perhaps make the time right.

One day the pedophile William Henry Gates III will pay for his many crimes

Revolutions typically involve some level of military defection - troops refusing to fire on crowds, turning their guns around, etc. So it isn’t impossible. In the case of Iran it basically is though, because people typically don’t have revolutions when their country is in a war of national survival againt genocidal nazis.

Yes, but Americans have a responsibility to stop their rabid mad dog government before it’s too late, while for Iranians it’s more like the opposite.

And they have much less of an excuse! The Russians at least built the Kuznetsov while the USSR was actively collapsing and entered it into service when Russia was a basket case in the 90s. This is America’s newest carrier, built and launched in the Obama administration and commissioned at the beginning of Trump’s first term. And within the last month it’s had all of its toilets back up and had a laundry fire burn uncontrolled for 30 hours.

After WW2, the industrialists who supported the Nazis mostly got off scot free. This was a terrible mistake and should not be repeated.

It has begun

A few robot dogs can’t stop us all. Butlerian Jihad now!

Most of this seems pretty ridiculous, but the thing about the Northwest Passage makes sense. Recent events have shown us exactly how a state can control a shipping lane if it wants to.

Many of the same reasons they’re going after Iran - the US holds long, long grudges against anyone who humiliates them, and they also cultivate extremely reactionary weaponized diasporas from people who fled revolutionary states. Little Marco wants his plantations back.

Most likely, yes. They don’t have the same kind of air defences or ability to strike back as Iran has, so it’s going to be a guerilla war, so they’ll have to eventually do something to save face and distract from the fact that they’re bogged down in a guerilla war in Cuba.

I think Israel should make more enemies, and more powerful enemies. There is no way that it can go badly for them. Start threatening China, too.

It would be sick if the Iranian Quds Force ninjas were to infiltrate his lair and behead him, ending the ogre’s reign of terror forever

Might want to keep that one in your back pocket. With Iran being too hard a target, the US might just turn to something easier to save face.

Soft power is woke, deal from strength or get crushed every time.

Hell yeah brother