I thought it would be a Fairphone with a Stallman-approved FSF app set.

Coat that in some breading and deep fry that shit

Goddamn clankers

In that thumbnail, what did Portugal ever do to deserve to be blacked out too?

Sounds like a good place to hang out, count me in.

Did it open back up at some point?

Or politicians, when we have video of them saying it.

That’s the blue meth too, a sign of good quality!

Typhoid Mary is basically a pilot callsign.

The most trusted brand in copper!

It’s a bit telling that, other than the ghoul Stephen Miller, almost nobody from the first term like ol’ Sarah here has stuck around for his second term.

Looks like it could probably even survive a cannon shot to some extent. Might breach the stone but all that earth will absorb the impact.

TempleOS sounds like the official Linux distribution of the Vatican.

Wait hold up… Is that the same Ball company that makes the mason jars?

Looks kinda fun, maybe if those tanks were suped up like monster trucks.

A robo hand job is yet another way AI is taking our jerbs

Now they just gotta awkwardly stare at each other.

You could build your own warship for self-defense. Just add some cannons to the sailboat for a DIY Ship-of-the-Line.

The elf couldn’t swim? Sounds like a skill issue