1/1/1970, epoch baby

There are several rivers in England called the Derwent.

One of them flows into the Ouse in Yorkshire, another flows into the Trent in Derbyshire, both of which later combine to form the Humber estuary, so the Humber has two Derwents in it

My favourite part of this was when he showed up with several guys wearing these things TO COURT, yknow that place you’re absolutely not allowed to record stuff?

Bienvenue dans le presse-papiers Gboard. Le texte que vous copiez est enregistré ici.

I don’t think this is AI, all I see is a perfectly normal picture of BoJo on a train with all his normal features

Gatelight, girlkeep, gasboss

Seconded, love Sam but as long as Eurovision still has Israel in it I’m not watching

I’m just a snowman, nobody loves me

He’s just a snowman, from a snow family

“SWATGPT you killed the wrong person”

“You’re absolutely right, that was my bad and I’ll do better next time”

I’m sure it can’t possibly go wrong

This was something I didn’t expect to find weird when I visited the US - you guys have giant billboards for lawyers everywhere

(The one that stuck out was always “the attorney that rocks!” with a picture of a dreadlocks metalhead lawyer, loved that one)

And it’s always really person-focussed, not the business - elsewhere you might get an advert saying “Call XYZ Associates”, there it’s “CALL TODD at XYZ”

“Pounded in the butt by the hunky realisation that this is not a Chuck Tingle cover”

Put this on our (gay) wedding playlist to confuse everyone, went very well

Stacy’s Dad

-Were at war with their neighbours for centuries

-Language containing many chhhhh sounds

-Lots of singing

The Welsh are Klingons

Images you can hear…

I think it’s the original eastern span, midway through being demolished after the present one was finished in 2013

Doesn’t show up well in the pictures but there already is one :) that’s why I went with the shape