Line up all the suspects and the only one with means, motive, and opportunity is the far-right fascist government of Israel and its Mossad. They benefit politically from Mid-East war, whether they’re directly involved or not. It’s a win for them.

That we stay allied with them despite decades of them committing war crime after war crime is fairly compelling evidence that the Republican Party at-large, and this administration specifically, are being blackmailed by other far-right governments into doing their bidding. We know there are Democrats on that blackmail list, too.

Trump: I will wait five days before I commit some more fuckin’ war crimes

Jesus fucking Christ, America. Drag the fucker out back and deal with him already.

This is great, because every minute these wife-beating trolls are running the TSA lines is another minute that they’re not out in the community, hurting people.

I hope these assholes spend the rest of Trump’s pre-prison term at the airport.

I don’t have sympathy for Israel because they’re the bastards behind the 9/11 attacks on America.

We ought to make conservatism illegal, the way Germany made being a Nazi illegal.

Does this mean we can mail pound cakes to these particular cops?

Like…all of us, repeatedly, forever?

Why wouldn’t there be preggos in heaven?

You think God raped Mary and then stopped raping? Think like Mariska Hargitay for a minute.

LOL hang the fuck on. You’re saying the explosion we all saw didn’t happen?

GTFO here.

Take heart: There are far more of us than there are of them.

And the President is a pig-faced child-raping traitor.

Put that in the database, too.

Only pedophiles would think about children’s dicks as much as Republicans do.

It’s crazy how often he accidentally admits he’s a sexual-assault enthusiast, like here.

There is literally no mechanism by which that happens.

Practically speaking, the next President has to go through and undo all of this asshole’s changes on paper, by signing new EOs and (in some cases) asking Congress for a law to sign. Most of it is administrative, so easy to undo without Congress.

We can’t do anything about anyone he pardoned. They stay pardoned. Can’t get around that, Constitutionally.

Is there some kind of GoFundMe?

This is the proper order for decorum.

The President is last on, first off. Notice the VP in front of him, and the Sec Drunk-Def in front of him? Same concept.

That’s not what was written.

If you were any more dishonest, we’d have to assume you’re a Republican.

Trump’s book would, unfortunately, be a children’s book.

The first Texan to roll Paxton into the Gulf of Mexico wins.

Conservatives hate democracy.

They always have and they likely always will.

Senator Shrek strikes again.