Hello, it’s me. John.

I don’t need to form words to create my contradictary opinion.

Huh…

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huh…

Oh, I’m gonna carry that weight.

You only have to wash one leg when you shower, as long as you switch each time.

True. /b/ was never good.

It is! Until you tell everyone that you hang out on /b/. Much like a number of people in his DOGE cabinet that were salivating at the chance to undermine the government without understanding how it functioned. Telling people that you browse /b/ is virtue signaling that you’re mentally deficient.

Elon and his cohorts have been involved in 4chan since it was a cultural phenomenon back in the day. Not because he had some skin in the game, but because it probably felt good to know and disseminate information before the rest of the 4channers knew it. That boy is all about clout before anything else.

Fascists. You have a home here. Stay beautiful, love.

Dude on the left is a furry, too, but he doesn’t want to drop that info in casual conversation yet.

The creator of this factoid doesn’t have an estimate and is misrepresenting a basic permutation and assuming no hands have been dealt before.

That’s the real gay juice no one is talking about. I go Kirkland.

I lost a thumbdrive full of adult furry content in Auckland. Gotta wonder how that story turned out.

Oh, thanks! That’s… totally a comprehensible metric for humans that have been inside several suns.

Short take: you don’t have to clean as hard for company.

We don’t know Celsius. How do you expect us to know Kelvin?

She set clear expectations, so the communication is there. I would set down a plastic mat next time before eating a chocolate bar on the bed.

Sad but understanding applause

…This information will not be shared with any private party until our company changes ownership, which will happen in a week.

Sometimes you’ve got to write a manifesto. I dig this one.