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Irony not lost on me as I skim past non-image lemmy posts.
“You want me to load the brat in to the buffer for a bit?”
[Enters rransporter room]
Dad: Does anyone have to go to the bathroom?
Kids: No
[Steps onto pad]
Dad: Last chance, does anyone need to use the bathroom?
Kids: Gah, NO!
Dad: Energize
Kids: I HAAAVE TO PEEEEEEEE!
“I’ll turn this confinement beam around right now!”
“You know we can keep you in the pattern buffer as long as we want.”
“Longer than you think, Dad!”
Oh shit, I understood that reference. 💀
One of the few times Stephen King nailed an ending!
Gmta
Longer than you think, dad!
And that’s how you get Jaunted all over the place
The iPADD generation.
Ok boomer (@ Dan Piraro)
Skibidi sonic toilet
Phones bad
