My axe is better suited to chop off Epstein class heads.

I’m lazy and chopping it down would take effort. And then what am I going to do with a utility pole? You’re asking me to do labor and then think about my actions?

Of all the things I could do, I actually do almost none of them, simply because I don’t want to, and this is one of those things.

Can’t find any and if I would, they only have the type of electricity I really don’t want to mess with.

I don’t need a dildo that large, especially with splinters…

None of my extension cords are long enough.

Can’t risk it effecting the WiFi.

I’ve seen my neighbors Disaster Response Survival Manifesto. In fact this is also why I’m trying to stop global warming.

My ex took my axe, and she lives all the way in Texas.

Gas prices

Common sense tells me I would get in trouble if I did that.

There are none, we bury our cables.

Car already took it out

I live in a society

They arent useful to construct guillotines.