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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Tumblr@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 days ago

I need to marry him

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I need to marry him

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Tumblr@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 days ago
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  • Electric_Druid@lemmy.world
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    This is why we support local business

    • spinnetrouble@sh.itjust.works
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      Because Daddy’s got a clam to feed!

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    Clams are fucking hard to keep alive in a tank too.

    This guy sounds hot af

    • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      he can keep my clam as a pet iykwim 😏

  • 🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞@lemmy.world
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    while I stare in awe at this dude’s gigantic fucking clam

    /r/nocontext

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      Trans guys getting in on genital measuring contests

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    saltwater store

    It’s actually a lot cheaper to mix water and salt at home, super easy too!

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      I genuinely thought that was just like a franchise name or something. Had to read half the fucking post to understand that we’re talking about aquariums.

      I do now also expect to be lynched, because “aquarium” isn’t the right term or something.

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    Was anyone else confused by 16 tanks?

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      It’s a thing that can happen when you keep a fish tank. You start with one and set it up almost the way you like: maybe you originally wanted two kinds of fish in there, but they don’t share a tank well with each other, or something about the plants or corals isn’t quite right.

      That feeling gnaws at you until you’re like, “I really want those other fish/coral/plants,” and then you find yourself planning for another tank.

      It happens to enough people that we call it Multiple Tank Syndrome (MTS).

      I used to have a 55 gallon with scissortail rasboras, two yoyo loaches, and two red plecostomus, a 20 gallon of guppies and mollies, and a 5 gallon with a Betta, snails, and dwarf shrimp.

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    this better be erotica

  • ɔiƚoxɘup@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    That’s all fully forward. You just meet the guy and he shows you his clam.

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    We really should stop holding animals captive for our own pleasure.

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      That bivalve is so upset it can’t even speak!

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