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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 25 days ago

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 25 days ago
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  • puckpuckpuckow@lemmy.world
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    One having bigger problems don’t make other‘s problems any smaller. Both need solving.

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      You can drown in an ocean or drown in a puddle, the result stays the same.

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      Yeah, but some of the best ways for me to have turned some of my smaller problems into non problems is the gift of perspective.

      Travel, communication, and socialization have been some of the best tools for me to achieve this personally.

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    They’re touching…

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      Ah, that explains the taste!

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      They’re lovers.

      When you’re not looking.

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    Amateur…

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      “In and out. 20 minute adventure”

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      • ekZepp@lemmy.world
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        🏆 comment of the day 🏆

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    The difference being that the toothbrush actually gets used.

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    So it just so happens I saw a framed comic at my dentist yesterday that had a toothbrush saying, “Sometimes I think I have the worst job.”

    And the toilet paper responds, “Yeah right.”

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    Another’s plight does not negate your own.

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    The twist: the toothbrush is used for anal scrubbing.

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    And for anybody whose got pet allergies…

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    Thats the butthole toothbrush

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    Pfft. Fallacy of relative privation.

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