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Cake day: July 1st, 2025

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  • Shit, I only have 7. I need to step up my game. I need to beat a priest. If only I hadn’t given my oldest cat to a family friend who needed a needy mother fucker.

    Just kidding, the cat in question always hated not being an only cat, so we gave her to a retiree who’s husband and dog died within months of each other, and spends all day giving her attention.

    It was hard, but Patchy is in her retirement home.